"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Thursday, 20 August 2015

Trouble Brewing Dark Arts

  Trouble Brewing Dark Arts (4.4%)

Al's not into it. A little hoppy yet a lot of bitterness. "Malt takes the lead." Not trouble Brewing's best, we feel! I give a news anchor page shuffle after that exclamation. Need a chipboard. So dark and Rich in taste.

Not mind blowing. It's a steady Steve, a sound Susan... I Could go all night with this. Or even a sultry Sally! ...A dodgy Dave? Maybe this could be in Eastenders. It's not Boblawballblowing but delicious on tap maybe. This is a bottle luber upper - a baseline beer. Better enjoyed in the winter by the fire. It's just... There. Bit of a Kanye West - probably great but I just don't see it. Very mute as a boozer. There's silent bob the there this.

Average at Best 

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