"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Friday, 27 February 2015

Matso's Chilli Beer

   Matso's Chilli Beer (4.2%)

Oh oh oH OH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! This is a beer experience like never before. It's a tingly experience that barely even resembles any beer. The chilli just takes over and doesn't go away! Keep the milk handy, chaps. This is hotter than a burning KKK cross. It kicks your throat harder than Bruce Lee on 'roids. Do you even drink bro? Whatever you do don't drink this. I can't even finish it. I'll have to give it to some hippes just a few metres away from me. They'll like it... they'll probably drink anything. It's more confusing than a camp Mexican waiter who hasn't come out of the closet yet. Try it, but don't be surprised if you give it up after 1-3 sips.

Rating: Nauseating Goop

Matso's Mango Beer

   Matso's Mango Beer (4.5%)

Like mangos? Well you will like this! It's a dry and fruity number that gets sweeter with each sip. It's raspy with a bit of zing that lingers around the palate for a rather pleasant user experience. I was hoping for a more mango-y flavour but it's a decent refreshing whistle wetter. Think Pirates of the Caribbean without the pirates... Sweet but not as sweet as it should be. Pairs well with some Haribo sweets and sunshine.

Rating: Tear beers/Average at Best