"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Goose Island Harvest Ale

Goose Island Harvest Ale (5.7%)

Super subtle on the scent of this alliteration ale! Not too disimilar on the taste, It's easy like Sunday mornings and like Lional's daughter Nicole (whore). Beats a finger up the bum. Best enjoyed in the company of killer Nazi zombies! Reminds me of something...could be anything...could even be a boat!

Rating: Stamp of Approval

Floris Chocolate

Floris Chocolate (4.2%)

Bad start, super shoddy label, looks cheap. It gets worse, the scent...no wait change that, the stench is awful, like an unclean swimming pool changing room...with drainage problems! Not looking forward to the taste. Just like it smells, don't think i can put myself through this! A few more sips...naaaahhh!! It's going down the drain!

Rating: Nauseating Goop

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

Arrogant Bastard Ale

Arrogant Bastard Ale (7.2%)

Drinker lives up to its name. Ordered it, 10 pounds was the price - couldn't say no its too expensive. A sign above the bar states: "Its not too expensive, you're too cheap". On the scent its an ale alright... but not just any ale. Sophistication oozes up the nostrils. Like an evening of Chopin, or in a Parisian cafe enjoying Tolstoy. Like swallowing Citizen Cane. Its a bit annoying, its almost arousing. Mozart couldn't compose this, Kubrick couldn't direct this... The RZA couldn't produce this. Pity its American.

Rating: Legendary

Hitachino Nest Amber Ale

77 Hitachino Nest Amber Ale (5.5%)

Has a unique scent. Strong first taste, dark chocolate taste infact. The devils in the detail, incredibly subtle. Like a careless whisper (A Japanese George Michael). Sweet nothings if you may. I like it. Expensive, but that's how we roll. What one mans expensive is Bob Laws bargain bin pick up. Bob Law is fabulously rich in other words. Some say only matched in handsomeness. Dark in colour, J. Terry would hate this. Too obvious, John T. would hate this. Lovely beer.

Rating: One Scrumptious Solution