"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Thursday, 20 August 2015

BlackJack Drogheda Cream Stout

  BlackJack Drogheda Cream Stout (4.6%)

Disclaimer: This review may contain traces of nuts and subtle racist undertones.

Tastes skinny. In fact, it tastes like Laurel to Guinness' Hardy. Al's not into stout tonight, or ever really. It's somewhere between Nicole Ritchie (After an accident in a coal mine) and Oprah... It's light but so chocolate-y.

Light, easy and smooth. Like a lubed up Lionel rickety Ritchie. It's also as smokey as a 1920's prohibition bar. In fact, it's as smokey as a 1990's Irish bar, with kids drinking Cidona and eating cheese and onion crisps.

It's strictly rhythm here, no iddley widdley with this beer. It's tasty, but without a stout there is better out there.

Average at Best 

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