"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Friday, 27 February 2015

Matso's Chilli Beer

   Matso's Chilli Beer (4.2%)

Oh oh oH OH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! This is a beer experience like never before. It's a tingly experience that barely even resembles any beer. The chilli just takes over and doesn't go away! Keep the milk handy, chaps. This is hotter than a burning KKK cross. It kicks your throat harder than Bruce Lee on 'roids. Do you even drink bro? Whatever you do don't drink this. I can't even finish it. I'll have to give it to some hippes just a few metres away from me. They'll like it... they'll probably drink anything. It's more confusing than a camp Mexican waiter who hasn't come out of the closet yet. Try it, but don't be surprised if you give it up after 1-3 sips.

Rating: Nauseating Goop

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