"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Friday, 25 July 2014

Odell 90 Shilling

  Odell 90 Shilling (5.3%)

Lavish label of lusty love. Comes with a hidden scent, a wafting Where's Wally (Waldo) to the nostrils. A welcome refreshment like a dip near a waterfall on a scorching summers day, or a spanish handjob after a 2 week dry spell. 

Tastes like a successful pretzely practical joke like over greasing a stripper pole giving you a sweet sense of fulfillment. The most casual of the Odells making it the Ballotelli's brother of beers. Loses points for being named after a form of beer taxation but nonetheless a delightful little amber ale. Approved.

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