"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Tactical Nuclear Penguin

   Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32%)
Sink the Bismarck... Scratch that review, they don't have it. TNP 32%.

We were told not to review as it would blow up the blog. Smells like Jesus Christ. The fumes... don't light a naked flame in the vicinity. You could run a Fiesta (a Ford Party) on the fumes alone. Warms up the insides. this would put British Gas out of business. Strong as fuck. Even as you sip the fumes are tickling the nostrils. If you used a straw, this drink would melt it. When Bob Law was 16 he never imagined he would be buying shots of beer years later, but holy mugumbos what a beer.

One Scrumptious Solution/Almost Arousing

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