"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Thursday, 18 August 2011


Quilmes (4.9%)

Retro bottle... reminiscent of 70's pornography. "The boogie nights of beers" Comes with an unpleasant stench of Carlos Tevez' neck sweat. Not a great beer to be Frank, Ribery. One looks forward to getting it out of the way. Disappointing for a latino. I repeat.... I can't wait to get it over with. Murky like the Everglades... tastes like [insert homeless radio guy's name] Ted Williams/Toes.

Rating: Tear Beers

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