"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." -Henry Lawson

Monday, 4 July 2011


     Carlsberg (4.3%)

Note 1: Clean my teeth 11:10 pm.

Note 2: Never eat/drink/smell/open Carlsberg.

3:48 am. It has no redeeming features. Its "no" in a bottle. Its uncalled for. Just opening the bottle made us recoil in horror at the smell. One taste and its comparable to Hitler bottled. It should not be drank by anyone. Especially the Taliban. It will turn them off Western living and values forever. No wonder they hate dancing.
Gets -1,000,000 stars.

Rating: Hitler/Taliban Juice

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