Odell's Red Ale

Odell's Red Ale (6.5%)

Fantastic scent, the bang of hops from it is invigorating. NICE! x2. Hops galore with a fantastic old fashioned label. It's a beer that gets right under the skin like Morgellons Disease. A slow sipper that is enjoyed like a Jersey cow grazing in a meadow. Advertised as a seasonal ale...... But it's one for all seasons in my humble opinion (the only one that matters!) ...A delightful copper whistle wetter.

Rating: Stamp of approval

Quilmes

Quilmes (4.9%) Retro bottle... reminiscent of 70's pornography. "The boogie nights of beers" Comes with an unpleasant stench of Carlos Tevez' neck sweat. Not a great beer to be Frank, Ribery. One looks forward to getting it out of the way. Disappointing for a latino. I repeat.... I can't wait to get it over with. Murky like the Everglades... tastes like [insert homeless radio guy's name] Ted Williams/Toes. Rating: Tear Beers

Cubanero

Cubanero (5.4%) Smells weird. Tastes like a wall. It's thick but smooth just like a sweet, elegant and sophisticated latino buttocks. Not an easy beer to tire of, but it's an easy going beer... just like Fidel's beard. Has a content feel about it, not too dissimilar to the country... I'd imagine. An all nighter, but not for a long term commitment. Rating: Reasonable Refreshment

Carlsberg

     Carlsberg (4.3%)

Note 1: Clean my teeth 11:10 pm.

Note 2: Never eat/drink/smell/open Carlsberg.

3:48 am. It has no redeeming features. Its "no" in a bottle. Its uncalled for. Just opening the bottle made us recoil in horror at the smell. One taste and its comparable to Hitler bottled. It should not be drank by anyone. Especially the Taliban. It will turn them off Western living and values forever. No wonder they hate dancing.

Gets -1,000,000 stars.

Rating: Hitler/Taliban Juice

Sloeber

   Sloeber (7.5%)
  

A first for Bob Law's beer wibbly wobbly blog of wonder - a corked beer. Surprisingly golden in colour. It's unbelievable. Epic proportions with a 750ml bottle it also boasts a fruity twinge and a pleasant after taste. Best served chilled, its right up our alley. Did we mention... nice bottle?

Rating: One Scrumptious Solution