Kingfisher (4.8%)
Tastes like fabricated lies. Golden in colour. However, as a beer this isn't surprising. Unimpressive and deceiving, like a shoddy rickshaw driver. Would I recommend this? Jesus no. Flavours reminiscent of a slum dwellers kurta - sweaty and slummy. Not for Bollywood and not for Bob. 
Rating: Stomach Churning Fermentation/Tear Beers
