Odell 90 Shilling

  Odell 90 Shilling (5.3%)

Lavish label of lusty love. Comes with a hidden scent, a wafting Where's Wally (Waldo) to the nostrils. A welcome refreshment like a dip near a waterfall on a scorching summers day, or a spanish handjob after a 2 week dry spell. 

Tastes like a successful pretzely practical joke like over greasing a stripper pole giving you a sweet sense of fulfillment. The most casual of the Odells making it the Ballotelli's brother of beers. Loses points for being named after a form of beer taxation but nonetheless a delightful little amber ale. Approved.

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St Austell Proper Job

   St Austell Proper Job (5.5%)

Powerfully hopped, no pussy footing around here. It has an awfully delayed aftermath. Phil Mitchell would approve. 20 second aftertaste. Niaaah. Interesting interaction in the off-licence. Its like a boxer or the alien that's trying to fuck Sigorney Weaver, you think its gone and it comes back for more. Very fruity, it grows on you like a fruity fungus, that said it just doesn't sit well with Bob Law. In the eternal words of Karl Pilkington...."not 'avin it, I'm not 'avin it"!

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Courage Best Bitter

  Courage Best Bitter (4%)


Oddly weird aromas not sure if I want to taste. The bar wench is weary and dubious......and shes right to be!! I suppose it's not bad.......if you're into licking warm paedophiles. It's a tastebud upsetter, a bedwetter. At a pissy 4% it throws as strong a punch as Muhammed Ali at the height of his parkinsons.  Not recommended for a one night thing, not recommended for forever!



Nauseating Goop