Wrasslers

 Wrasslers (5.7%)

Like breathing a newly painted room! This stout has a long lasting head, is dark in colour and very bitter in a good way. An ample Irish stout and a definite slow sipper.

Rating: Average at Best

Belfast Blonde

Belfast Blonde (4.3%)

Golden in colour. Not really any head going on with rather lack luster performance. A boring beer definitely in the lower echelon of the generic lagers. A bit Gayballs.

Rating: Piss Poor Slop

Hersbrucker Pilsner

Hersbrucker Pilsner (5%)

Uber refreshing beer! Smokey, dry aftertaste. Elegant texture and very smooth, basically top notch shit! In the words of Mr. Sheen this beer is "duh, winning!!"
Highly recommended. 

Rating: One Scrumptious Solution

Tusker

 Tusker (4.2%)

Reminiscent of a skiing Ned Flanders: like drinking "Nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all." But only at first. Gets heavier with every drink - defies gravity. Brings you to a finish the opposite of a Thai massage. SHODDY ENDING.

Rating: Reasonable Refreshment

Desperados

Desperados (5.9%)

Ridiculously sweet. It is like drinking the Mickey Finns of beers... Very poor. Despite its Mexican like appearance and name, it has it's origins in France! ...Sugary sugary nonsense.

Rating: Nauseating Goop