Tactical Nuclear Penguin

   Tactical Nuclear Penguin (32%)
 
Sink the Bismarck... Scratch that review, they don't have it. TNP 32%.


We were told not to review as it would blow up the blog. Smells like Jesus Christ. The fumes... don't light a naked flame in the vicinity. You could run a Fiesta (a Ford Party) on the fumes alone. Warms up the insides. this would put British Gas out of business. Strong as fuck. Even as you sip the fumes are tickling the nostrils. If you used a straw, this drink would melt it. When Bob Law was 16 he never imagined he would be buying shots of beer years later, but holy mugumbos what a beer.



One Scrumptious Solution/Almost Arousing

Old Bob

   Old Bob (5.1%)

10:32: Al can't tolerate it right now. Looks horrible. He's in a grumpy mood. All agreed - it looks horrible.


11:37: We've opened it. Dark colour. Although this was clear before it was opened. Smells of vomit. Not bad to be honest. But... fuck off. Smells of stale and tastes like last nights shame. A struggle to finish. Bitter. Like nnh. Not a (Bob) Hope we'll be trying this again.

Rating: Stomach Churning Fermentation