Kingfisher (4.8%)
Tastes like fabricated lies. Golden in colour. However, as a beer this isn't surprising. Unimpressive and deceiving, like a shoddy rickshaw driver. Would I recommend this? Jesus no. Flavours reminiscent of a slum dwellers kurta - sweaty and slummy. Not for Bollywood and not for Bob. 
Smells like an old cluttered musky room. With something rotting, hidden (possibly a dead guy), but not overpowering enough to find it. Its just.. there. First taste is confusingly pleasant. It tastes like it smells, if that's possible. I'm not quite sure it is. Unremember that last sentence. Has a golden-orange colour, and is very smooth. This is a bold beer to make, and I like that. I like that a lot.
Beer Lao (5.0%)
Bang of Bangkok off it. Tastes like boring. Similar to the sensations and taste experienced while licking a dictionary. As enjoyable and stimulating as a trip to a box factory - one with not a ping pong in sight. This bland lager does Asian beers a disservice to be honest. Hand me a Chang any day over this, I'd rather have indigestion than bored and disgruntled taste buds.
Nice label, (It's a Joking Van Persie Jester!) This beer has an initial cloudy look but is fresh and crisp.It's an interesting full flavoured beer that is fizzy and refreshing. It's typically Belgian and smells leathery in a good way. Simply put, it's a nice drink. Jean-Claude Mc Damme (a.k.a Timecop) should be advertising this, instead of Coors.
